《绝望主妇第一季03》歌曲试听

[ti:绝望主妇第一季03] [ar:Desperate Housewives ] [al:Desperate Housewives ] [by:convey907] [00:05.43]She was his wife. He deserves to have all the facts. [00:08.34]She abandoned her husband and her son and I’ll never forgive her. [00:12.67]It’s the age-old question, [00:14.74]How much do we want to know about our neighbors? [00:17.98]CanceI the meeting with the divorce Iawyer. [00:20.75]We’ll find a marriage counseIor. [00:22.95]- I’m Mike DeIfino. - Susan Mayer. I Iive across the street. [00:26.12]- You’re gonna have to ask him out. - I keep hoping he’ll ask me out. [00:29.89]I really hate the way you taIk to me. [00:31.89]I hate that I spent $1 5,000 on your diamond neckIace, [00:35.13]but I’m Iearning to deaI with it. [00:36.93]- Do you Iove him? - I do. [00:39.27]So then why are we here? Why are we doing this? [00:42.24]I don’t want to wake up one morning, [00:44.34]with a sudden urge to bIow my brains out. [00:51.94]After I died, [00:53.44]I began to surrender the parts of myself that were no longer necessary. [00:58.54]My desires, beliefs, ambitions, doubts -- [01:01.94]every trace of my humanity was discarded. [01:07.04]I discovered when moving through eternity, [01:09.74]it helps to travel lightly. [01:12.94]In fact, I held on to only one thing [01:16.64]my memory. [01:19.74]It’s astonishing to look back on the world I left behind [01:23.34]I remember it all -- [01:25.84]every single detail. [01:30.54]Like my friend Bree Van De Kamp. [01:35.64]I remember the easy confidence of her smile, [01:39.84]the gentle elegance of her hands, [01:43.84]the refined warmth of her voice. [01:50.24]But what I remember most about Bree... [01:52.64]Rex, wasn’t that lovely -- [01:54.64]was the look of fear in her eyes. [01:59.04]Bree had started to realize her world was unraveling, [02:02.44]and for a woman who despised loose ends, [02:05.74]that was unacceptable. [02:08.84]Rex. Rex. You need to get up. [02:11.94]It’s not even light out. [02:13.94]Please hurry. [02:14.64]If the kids see you sleeping down here, they’re going to start asking questions. [02:17.94]Let ’em ask. I don’t care anymore. [02:20.24]Well, I care. [02:22.44]They don’t need to be burden with our marital problems [02:24.74]while we’re working things out, the least we can do is try to keep up appearances. [02:28.34]Oh, yeah. Appearances. [02:30.84]I keep forgetting about appearances. [02:34.14]Oh, Rex, you look so tired. [02:36.34]I didn’t sleep. [02:38.14]This damn thing is so uncomfortable. [02:41.54]Well, why don’t you move back upstairs and sleep in our bed? [02:45.04]We’re in marriage counseling, Bree. [02:46.24]I think that would confuse things. [02:48.44]It’s just-- [02:50.14]I miss you. [02:52.44]I know you do. [02:55.04]Of course, if I don’t find out start getting some sleep, pretty soon [02:57.14]I’ll be forced to move back upstairs out of sure exhaustion. [03:07.54]Yes, Bree was afraid of many things, [03:10.34]but if there was one thing she wasn’t afraid of... [03:17.24]It was a challenge. [04:05.71]The day on Wisteria lane began like any other. [04:09.21]With a cup of coffee and the moring paper. [04:11.71]Just give me a second.... [04:12.81]and while Lynette read the business section. [04:15.21]and Gabrielle studied the fall collections [04:18.11]and Bree searched for decorating ideas [04:21.51]Susan scanned the front page and saw something [04:25.71]that caught her eye [04:51.01]What’s about time. [04:52.41]Be nice. I come bearing Snacks. [04:55.61]Lynette, these cards are sticky [04:57.61]I know. Preston used the three of diamonds to took scoop jam out of the jar. [05:01.41]Gorgeous, thankful we have 49 cards to play with. [05:04.21]- Hello. Sorry I’m late - Hey. [05:06.81]So, Susan and I was just telling the girls, I want to throw a dinner party [05:09.51]- Really? - Yes. [05:10.81]Well how long have we all lived on this street we’ve never done a big group thing [05:13.81]I think it’s a great idea [05:15.21]Paul never likes to have people over but the heck with him I’m doing it. [05:18.41]So when is this shindig? [05:19.81]How about a month from tonight? [05:21.81]That would be the 16th. Good for everyone? [05:23.41]Works for me. Should we all make something? [05:25.41]Oh, no. This is my party. [05:27.81]I’ve been wanting to have everyone over for years. [05:30.21]I’m so happy we’re finally doing this. [05:32.31]It’s gonna be so much fun. [05:34.91]Hey. [05:37.31]I know. Her dinner. [05:39.61]How could we have all forgotten about this? [05:42.01]We didn’t exactly forget, it’s just usually when the hostess dies the party’s off. [05:45.81]Lynette Lynette [05:46.51]I’m not being flip. I’m just pointing out a reality. [05:49.51]Mary Alice was so excited about it. It’s so sad. [05:53.51]I think we should go through with it. [05:55.31]Really? Wouldn’t that be in poor taste? [05:57.81]No. It’s sort of a way to honor Mary Alice. [05:59.85]It was so important to her [06:01.51]We could all use a fun night. [06:03.61]Well, good, because I have some new flour that I have been just dying to show off. [06:07.91]Lynette? Lynette? [06:08.51]- I’m in. - I’ll make braised lamb shanks. [06:10.91]I’m still in. [06:12.61]So how many I will be cooking for? [06:14.11]Seven. Three couples and Susan. Does that sound right? [06:17.21]No, it sounds very, very wrong. [06:19.01]- Oh - Is there somebody you’d like to invite? [06:32.01]I have an idea. [06:37.21]A dinner party. [06:38.51]Honey, I may be working late. [06:40.61]The Dillman proposal’s a complete mess. [06:42.21]No, no, you promised to be home every night this week. [06:44.61]I’ll try but I can’t guarantee anything. [06:46.71]This is business. [06:47.81]says the prince as he rides off into the sunset. [06:51.01]Boy the movies ever get the wrong. [06:53.01]You know what your problem is? [06:54.51]You’re very tense. [06:55.81]You should go to a spa or go shopping. [06:57.51]Find a way to relax. [07:13.01]Hello? [07:13.61]Where are you? [07:15.41]Algebra. [07:16.51]You free at 4:00? [07:18.21]I’m not sure. I got track after school. [07:21.21]Well, get here as fast as you can. [07:23.41]My husband says I need to relax. [07:26.31]You, uh, want me to keep my gym clothes on like last time? [07:28.91]If you would, please. [07:32.01]A dinner party? [07:32.81]Yeah, it’ll be fun. [07:34.21]Bree’s cooking, everyone’s coming. [07:36.01]You know what? I haven’t even had a chance to unpack yet, honey. [07:38.11]I just, uh, I just need to chill out for the next few days. [07:41.51]Oh, Tom. [07:44.31]There’ll be liquor and hors d’oeuvres and grownups without children and -- and silverware. [07:50.91]Remember silverware? [07:51.91]Honey, can you take this in for me? [07:54.21]Have you heard anything I just said? [07:55.81]Yeah, I’m sorry. I’m just -- I’m wiped out. [07:57.41]Three cities in six days -- my head is just pounding. I’m not ready for a dinner party. [08:02.51]I already got a sitter. [08:03.61]Can you cancel her? [08:05.61]Please? Look, let’s just stay in tomorrow night. [08:08.61]We can get a bottle of wine and rent a video, [08:10.71]and I-I just want to hang out with my best gal. [08:14.51]That’s all. [08:17.21]I was looking so forward to a night out. [08:19.81]I know, sweetie, I’m sorry, but... [08:23.21]I’m beat. [08:23.91]I mean, do you remember what it was like to work a 60-hour week? [08:32.61]A dinner party? [08:33.91]Do I have to go? [08:35.61]Well, given that we’re hosting it, I’d say so. [08:38.01]By the way, you won’t be drinking at this party. [08:41.01]Why is that? [08:42.31]Because when you drink, you get chatty. [08:44.61]No one needs to know that we’re seeing Dr. Goldfine. [08:47.11]You know, if you spent half as much time working on our problems as you do covering them -- [08:50.61]not a drop. [08:51.81]You know, this -- this is ridiculous. [08:54.61]And this whole thing about us taking tennis lessons? [08:56.61]Well, the nurses at your office may start wondering why you’re disappearing three times a week. [09:00.41]Tennis lessons are a plausible alibi. [09:05.11]All right so, these tennis lessons we’re taking -- [09:07.71]how are we doing? [09:08.41]My backhand’s improving immensely, but you’re still having problems with your serve. [09:13.31]Of course. [09:15.81]A dinner party? [09:16.91]It’s tomorrow night, so if you could just keep Julie an extra day. [09:20.01]Fine, but that’s all. Brandi and I leave sunday for a week up at the cabin. [09:23.41]What cabin? [09:25.21]Brandi wanted some place where we could get away. [09:28.91]Escrow just closed yesterday. [09:31.21]You can afford a cabin, but you can’t scrape up child support? [09:34.51]The check is in the mail. [09:35.81]Oh. No, it’s not. [09:39.21]I found my dental guard. I’m ready. [09:44.41]Stop fighting. [09:45.41]We are being as nice as we possibly can to one another. [09:47.81]Like I said, stop fighting. [10:00.51]Excuse me, Brandi. [10:03.01]Do you mind? [10:07.41]Oh, okay. [10:09.01]Wait. Susan, you’re right there. You can pick it up. [10:12.81]I could, but she’s the one who threw it. [10:16.11]Come on. Don’t be petulant. Just pick up the stupid can. [10:19.81]No. [10:20.41]I can pick it up. [10:21.51]Honey, stay out of this. [10:27.11]Fine. [10:29.11]This is so typical. [10:33.21]Oh, I’m sorry. Was that petulant, too? [10:35.11]You know what? You can pick up the damn can yourself. [10:38.11]Yeah, well, you just go to hell. [10:45.41]You want me to pick it up? [10:48.61]Uh... [10:57.61]Mrs. Warmington said she looked for mom’s obituary and couldn’t find it. [11:02.71]Did you put one in? [11:04.21]I’ve had other things on my mind, Zack. [11:08.91]But how could you not do that? [11:10.71]People are going to think we didn’t care about her. [11:12.31]I doubt people will give it much thought. [11:14.61]Don’t worry about it. [11:16.51]You never talk about her. [11:18.51]She hasn’t even been dead a month, and it’s like you’ve totally forgotten she ever existed. [11:21.51]It’s a little early for this kind of talk. [11:26.91]Maybe when you die, [11:28.81]I won’t put in an obituary. [11:32.21]That will be your choice to make. [11:37.61]Assuming you outlive me. [11:45.91]Mom, it’s no big deal. [11:47.21]Carlos and I are driving in for the baptism. [11:48.81]Problem solved. [11:50.81]Okay, fine. [11:52.51]You go with aunt Maria, and I will take Nana to church. [11:57.41]Take your clothes off. [11:59.41]Uh-huh. [12:00.41]Okay. I got to go, mom. [12:02.11]Yes, right now. [12:04.21]Okay, uh, you can give me directions later. Bye. [12:07.61]Hi. How was school? [12:09.31]Got an A-minus on my biology exam. [12:11.11]You did? Mm. [12:12.91]Well, let’s see what you’ve learned. [12:19.21]Who’s that? [12:20.31]I don’t know. [12:22.41]Hey, you! [12:32.11]So did Mike say anything? [12:33.71]No, but, god, you should have seen the look on his face. [12:37.31]I’m sure it’s not that bad. [12:38.81]I mean, he’s coming to the party, right? [12:40.81]I left three messages. [12:42.31]Oh, he’s not going to come. Big surprise. [12:44.61]I did everything but foam at the mouth. [12:46.51]God, I hate when I get that way. [12:48.51]It’s like every time I get within 10 feet of Karl, I just become this monster. [12:52.71]You know what? It’s not going to change until you resolve your issues with that man. [12:56.01]What, you mean forgive him? [12:57.71]You know, I’ve lived with this bitterness so long, I think I’d be lonely without it. [13:01.31]Honey, get a pet. [13:04.01]See ya. [13:08.71]- Son of a -- - it’s a business meeting. [13:10.91]It’s a frat party. [13:12.31]Regional manager, corporate manager, head of sales. [13:15.21]Margarita, cigar, sombrero. [13:18.31]Okay. [13:18.91]Honey, what do you want me to do, sit around the hotel the whole time watching cable? [13:22.21]No. But when I say, [13:24.31]"we’ve been invited to a party," [13:25.71]don’t whine about your exhausting 60-hour week. [13:29.11]Put on your dancin’ shoes and take the mother of your children out for a good time. [13:33.81]Fine. You know what? You’re right. [13:36.31]Let’s go to that party. [13:37.31]I can’t. I already canceled the sitter. [13:40.01]Okay, well, we’ll throw the next one. [13:41.31]Throw a dinner party? [13:42.91]I don’t even have time to wash my face. [13:48.51]No, you know what? [13:50.21]I’m going to go to this one. [13:51.61]You can stay home and babysit the kids. [13:53.81]Fine. [13:55.01]I can handle that. [14:12.11]Thank you. [14:13.81]Gabrielle spent her morning searching for the mysterious little girl. [14:18.31]Sadly for her, the mystery was solved a bit too quickly. [14:29.61]Hey. [14:31.01]What’s going on? [14:32.11]Have you met Ashley? [14:37.11]Found it! [14:38.11]Babe, this is Sheila Bukowski, our new neighbor. [14:40.10]They just moved into the Miller’s old house. [14:41.71]My daughter left her ball in your yard. I’m so sorry. [14:44.81]Oh, oh, no -- no problem. [14:47.41]Nice to meet you, Ashley. [14:51.41]She’s shy. She doesn’t say much. [14:53.31]Yeah, but I can see her little mind working away. [14:58.91]Nice meeting you. [15:03.71]Come on, Ashley. [15:42.21]Private sessions? [15:44.11]I don’t understand. Why do we need private sessions? [15:46.51]Private sessions allow us to work on the personal issues of both partners. [15:51.11]Oh, well, I don’t have any personal issues. [15:52.81]My only issue is that my husband wants to leave me, and how can I work on that if he’s not in the room? [15:57.31]There are things I need to discuss with Dr. Goldfine, and I can’t have you there. [16:02.21]Why? [16:03.71]I’m your wife. You can say anything in front of me. [16:06.71]All we need is a few more sessions, and I’m sure we can -- [16:08.91]damn it, Bree, [16:10.51]a few more sessions isn’t going to fix us. [16:13.21]This is bigger than that. [16:17.21]Why don’t we do it this way? [16:18.81]Rex, you can take the first half-hour. [16:21.21]Bree, you can take the second. [16:25.31]Fine. [16:27.81]Oh, and, doctor, [16:28.81]if what he’s about to discuss has anything to do with adultery, prostitution, or internet pornography, [16:34.61]I would really appreciate you taking a moral hard line. [16:52.71]Hi, Ashley. [16:54.91]Remember me? We -- we met earlier. [17:00.11]Wow. [17:01.61]Aren’t you the little artist? Ha ha. [17:03.91]What are those -- flamingos? [17:05.71]No. [17:09.41]Well, they’re very pretty. [17:11.71]It almost looks like they’re kissing. [17:14.71]Funny thing about kissing -- [17:16.91]it’s not just for husbands and wives. [17:19.31]Sometimes we kiss our mom or our grandpa. [17:22.71]Sometimes we even kiss our dog. Ha ha. [17:25.01]Sometimes we even kiss people who are just our friends, [17:28.91]kind of like a high-five on the lips. Right? Ha ha. [17:35.61]Uh... hey, Ash, [17:38.81]I was at the mall, and I saw this. [17:41.41]I thought you might like it. [17:43.21]She’s hawaiian. [17:45.01]Her name is princess kahalua, [17:47.51]and I think it means "little waterfall," or "big pond" or something. [17:56.61]Okay. [17:57.51]So we’re good, right? [18:02.11]Okay. [18:03.01]Well, you enjoy your new little friend, [18:05.31]and if there’s anything else you need, you just let me know. [18:10.31]What I’d really like [18:12.41]is a bike. [18:42.81]Where did you find that? [18:45.11]She used this to kill herself. [18:47.81]Why would you keep it? [18:50.71]Why? [18:53.21]Because I thought we might need it someday. [18:55.31]For what? [18:56.71]Protection. [18:58.01]I want to talk about mom. [18:59.51]You need to take your medication. [19:00.11]We are going to talk about mom. [19:13.41]Hello, Zack. [19:15.71]I hope this isn’t a bad time. [19:20.41]What can I do for you, Mrs. Van De Kamp? [19:22.61]Well, I wanted to invite you and your father to a dinner party tomorrow night. [19:26.61]I’m not sure where he is right now. [19:28.81]Oh. Well, I’m sorry it’s such late notice, but, well, [19:32.81]we weren’t sure that you and your father were ready for any kind of social engagement yet, [19:38.21]but, we’re sort of throwing it in your mother’s honor. [19:43.11]Really? [19:44.11]Yes, it’s just going to be a casual night with the gang. [19:46.61]We’re going to eat and tell fun stories about your mom. [19:53.51]Zack... are you okay? [19:58.51]Hello, Bree. [19:59.51]Oh, hi, Paul. I was just -- [20:01.21]I heard. [20:02.11]Thank you, but we already have plans for tomorrow. [20:04.91]Oh. That’s too bad. [20:13.21]Well, I should go. [20:15.21]Thank you, Mrs. Van De Kamp. [20:18.71]For what, Zack? [20:21.41]Remembering my mom. [20:29.11]That night, Paul gave his son something to calm his nerves, [20:33.41]and the next day, Gabrielle calmed her own nerves [20:36.82]by giving something to her new best friend. [20:40.11]Here you go. [20:41.71]Top of the line, 3-speed, aluminum frame, handlebar ribbons, and a bell, [20:47.01]and you’ll notice it’s royal blue to match your pretty little eyes. [20:50.11]My eyes are green. [20:52.41]Yeah, well, you’ll be cruising so fast on this, no one will even notice. [20:56.21]It’s all yours, hon. [20:57.21]Have fun. [21:03.91]What? What’s wrong? [21:05.61]I don’t know how to ride a bike. [21:08.31]What? [21:09.71]Well, then, why did you ask for one? [21:12.81]Why can’t you show me? [21:14.51]Ha ha. well. [21:16.01]Sure, one of these days. [21:19.31]What’s wrong with now? [21:28.41]After her talk with Lynette, [21:30.31]Susan decided to take a look at her old photo album, [21:34.21]and she began to see herself in a whole new light, [21:38.01]and the picture wasn’t flattering. [21:52.41]Yeah, you got Karl. Leave a message. [21:56.11]Hey, Karl, it’s me. [21:57.81]I was hoping you’d be there. [21:58.91]Um, listen, we need to talk, [22:01.21]so maybe when you drop Julie off tomorrow, [22:04.61]we could have a moment. [22:06.01]It’s important. [22:09.31]Give my best to... [22:13.01]Brandi. [22:16.01]Call me. [22:19.91]Susan was proud of herself. [22:21.81]She was finally ready to let go of her anger. [22:29.11]Well... [22:30.61]almost. [22:37.81]The boys will be hungry at 5:30, [22:39.31]so put the fish sticks in the toaster oven at 5:00. [22:42.21]For half an hour. Honey, I know. This is the third time you’ve told me. [22:45.81]Well, if the food’s late, god help you. [22:47.51]Beautiful, I don’t need a pamphlet. [22:49.61]It’s not brain surgery. [22:50.91]They’re just kids, for god sake. [22:55.91]Preston, would you come here? [22:58.41]Yeah? [22:59.11]Sweetie, [23:00.71]you know our rule about eating cookies, right? [23:02.61]Yeah, we can’t have them after 5:00 ’cause sugar makes us hyper. [23:05.91]Yeah, but tonight, anything goes. [23:12.11]Make sure you share with your brothers. [23:13.91]Thanks, mom. [23:19.61]Don’t look at your feet. Don’t look at your feet. [23:21.41]Look at the road. Look at the road. Good. [23:24.11]Ow. Okay. [23:24.81]Find your balance. Find your balance. [23:27.21]Okay, it’s all you. It’s all you! You’re doing great! [23:31.31]Okay, stay to the right. Watch the car. [23:34.11]Watch the car! Watch the car! [23:37.51]Oh, god. [23:40.81]Oh! Are you okay? [23:41.81]Yeah. Let’s go again. [23:43.91]Oh, honey, these heels don’t have another block in them. [23:46.91]What about tomorrow? [23:48.91]Well, you won’t be around tomorrow, ’cause you have school. [23:52.21]I’m homeschooled. [23:53.61]I’m always around. [23:55.41]It was in that moment that Gabrielle realized this ride was far from over. [24:04.71]I’m coming! [24:10.01]Karl, what are you doing here? I asked you to come tomorrow. [24:12.51]You said you wanted to talk. It sounded important. [24:14.41]Tomorrow. I’m in a towel. [24:17.01]We were married 14 years. [24:19.01]I know what’s under there. Come on. [24:25.21]I’m not really ready for this. [24:26.71]I was going to have a whole speech prepared. [24:29.01]Brandi and I have plans tomorrow. [24:31.01]I suggest you wing it. [24:37.31]um, okay. [24:40.01]Here’s the thing, Karl -- [24:41.21]I was thinking about what happened in the driveway yesterday, [24:46.01]and... I-I just don’t want to -- [24:49.71]I don’t want to live like that. [24:50.81]I don’t want to be that kind of person, [24:53.31]and I just thought if the two of us, you know, if we had a nice, calm -- [24:58.71]I need an apology, Karl. [25:01.61]A what? [25:02.21]An apology for the way you ended our marriage. [25:04.31]You never took any responsibility for your behavior. [25:08.91]I don’t know what to say, Susan. [25:11.11]The heart wants what it wants. [25:13.51]What does that mean? [25:15.01]I fell in love. [25:17.61]While you were married to someone else. [25:20.61]The heart wants what it wants. [25:23.61]Yeah, well, my heart wants to hurt you, but I can control myself. [25:28.01]I-I don’t want to go back to that ugly place, really, [25:30.71]and if you do, I suggest that you get some help. [25:35.31]You know what? [25:36.81]I don’t need an apology. [25:37.81]I don’t need anything from you. [25:39.81]You’re humiliating yourself. [25:41.51]No, you’re the one who’s been humiliated, Karl. [25:43.71]Why don’t you see that? [25:45.11]You walked out on your family. [25:47.11]People think you’re scum, not me, [25:49.71]so worry about yourself. I’m okay with me. [25:53.01]I can walk down the street and hold my head high. [26:28.04]As the sun slowly settled on Wisteria lane, [26:31.74]an unsettled Susan racked her brain to find a way into her own house. [27:12.28]Aah! [27:15.48]Lying naked in her shrubs, [27:17.38]it occurred to Susan this could be the most humiliating moment of her life. [27:23.18]Susan? Susan? [27:24.28]She was wrong. [27:26.38]Uh, whatcha doing? [27:29.78]Locked myself out... [27:31.78]naked. [27:33.48]Oh. [27:34.18]And then I fell. [27:36.08]So how are you? [27:37.28]Good, good. [27:38.28]I just got back. [27:39.78]I’ve been gone all day, and I got your messages about dinner, [27:41.68]and, um, I would love to come if that invite still stands. [27:46.18]It’s a date. [27:47.48]All right. I, um... [27:49.48]assume the dress is casual. [27:51.88]Yeah. It’s -- it’s casual. [28:03.28]Thanks for helping me break in. [28:05.58]Do you think it’ll be hard to replace that screen? [28:07.78]It depends. [28:09.58]If you nail it in yourself, you might want to wear gloves... [28:13.38]or pants. Pants wouldn’t hurt. [28:16.18]Okay, I know what just happened is funny in theory, [28:20.58]but I’m nowhere near ready to laugh about it, so please, no jokes. [28:25.98]Hey, where have you two been? [28:27.68]Uh, Susan had a problem finding something to wear. [28:31.68]Oh, is that the kind of thing you meant? [28:33.28]Pretty much. [28:34.48]The kids are bouncing off the walls? Huh. [28:37.58]Well, I’m sure you can figure a way to put them to bed, Tom. [28:40.58]I mean, for god sakes, Tom, they’re just kids. [28:46.18]Hey. Are you okay? [28:48.58]Yes, I-I went jogging today, [28:51.18]and I think I just pushed myself too hard. [28:53.38]Oh, you’re probably not wearing the right shoes. [28:55.78]Yeah, that thought did cross my mind. [28:59.78]So Gabrielle says that you and Bree are taking lessons three times a week. [29:02.78]Uh-huh. [29:03.38]I’m actually thinking about playing again. I mean, it’s such great exercise. [29:05.68]Mm. That it is. [29:07.08]And my drop shot could use a serious tune-up. [29:09.88]Think you can give me the number of your pro? [29:12.18]Yeah. I’ll, uh, I’ll give it to you later. [29:14.48]Well, what club does he work out of? [29:17.68]Um... [29:19.58]w-we’re not really taking tennis lessons, carlos. [29:23.58]You’re not? [29:25.18]That’s a story [29:26.58]Bree concocted to cover the fact that we’re seeing a marriage counselor. [29:32.28]Bree -- Bree... Bree -- Bree... [29:35.18]he wouldn’t stop asking about the tennis pro. [29:41.58]Bree and I are in marriage counseling. [29:45.58]Everyone knows our secret now. [29:47.58]Did the sky fall? [29:48.98]Has your life come crashing down? [29:57.68]If everybody would please take your seats, [29:59.98]dinner is served. [30:16.98]With the winds from the northwest at 4 miles per hour, it’s currently 55 degrees. [30:21.98]Now we go to rich... live on the scene in westbrook. [30:26.28]A grisly discovery was made today in westbrook when a chest was found in rockwater lake, [30:31.38]discovered by a local area businessman and his grandson while they were fishing. [30:35.18]Investigators recovered a wooden chest containing what appears to be human remains. [30:40.98]Now, a police spokesman says the body was -- [31:23.78]Okay, I got to break the ice here. [31:26.18]So you’re in counseling. Big deal. [31:27.98]You want humiliation? I’ll give you humiliation. [31:30.28]I locked myself out of my house stark naked and got caught by Mike. [31:34.78]Oh, my god. When did this happen? [31:36.48]Today, right before the party. [31:38.78]What can I say? Right place, right time. [31:42.58]I think I can top that. Try getting thrown out of disneyland for lewd behavior. [31:45.88]What? When was this? [31:47.28]When Tom and I were first married, [31:48.56]things got a little out of hand on Mr. Toad’s wild ride. [31:51.68]You’re kidding. [31:52.48]No. We got perp walked down main street, USA. [31:57.68]Well, since we’re doing true confessions, [31:58.98]Carlos and I once broke a waterbed in Cancoon. [32:02.38]How’d you manage that? [32:03.08]Well, he used to have a thing for spiked heels. [32:05.18]I’d just like to make it clear -- she was wearing them. [32:12.38]Rex cries after he ejaculates. [32:43.86]You think we left too early? [32:46.06]I was thinking we left too late. [32:50.16]So is, uh, Rex gone for good? [32:53.26]I don’t know. [32:54.86]God, I hope not. [32:56.76]I mean, they’ve always been wound a little tight, but I’ve never seen them like that. [33:01.06]Then again, who am I to judge? [33:02.66]You mean people who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw soda cans? [33:06.06]Okay, you have got to know that I only get that angry around Karl. [33:10.06]He just treated me so badly at the end. [33:12.96]I haven’t been able to get past it. [33:15.26]Well, maybe he did you a big favor. [33:17.36]What do you mean? [33:18.46]Let’s look at Karl as a starter marriage -- you know, boot camp. [33:21.56]Preparing you for something better next time. [33:26.86]Mike... Listen, Mike... [33:28.56]about the whole seeing me naked thing, I... [33:32.46]I don’t -- I just want to thank you for being such A... perfect gentleman. [33:37.46]Oh, I wasn’t a perfect gentleman. I might have snuck a peek. [33:40.56]Oh. [33:42.56]Good night. [33:44.76]And, um, for what it’s worth... [33:47.46]Wow. [34:04.96]Hi. [34:06.26]How was your night? [34:08.86]We are raising little terrorists. You know that, don’t you? [34:12.56]Oh. You didn’t have a good time? [34:14.96]Okay, you know what? Drop the act. [34:17.86]I know you gave them cookies. [34:19.26]Oh. Who cracked, anyway? [34:22.56]Porter Porter. [34:24.06]Oh. [34:25.96]So how was your, uh, dinner party? [34:27.96]Well, there was dinner, but it wasn’t much of a party. [34:30.56]Uh-oh. What happened? [34:32.16]I don’t know. [34:33.16]Rex announced that he and Bree are in counseling. [34:36.86]She retaliated with this whole revelation which I won’t even go into now, [34:41.16]and the bottom line is he stormed out. [34:43.46]Clearly, there’s trouble in paradise. [34:45.66]Honestly, I’m not that surprised. [34:48.36]Why not? [34:49.36]I don’t know. I just never got the idea that they were really happy. [35:03.36]Are we happy? [35:10.66]Man, oh, man. [35:11.76]I keep seeing that look on Rex’s face, [35:13.86]and then him taking off like that. [35:17.16]Some night. [35:18.96]Then again, I would probably cry, too, if I had to have sex with that woman. [35:24.86]I mean, you watch a man get torn down like that, [35:26.86]it makes you wonder why he let her get away with it. [35:28.96]Believe me, if a woman ever humiliated me like that in public, [35:33.66]hm-- it would only happen once. [35:43.56]So, uh, where are you going? [35:45.76]I’ll be staying at the motor lodge. [35:48.46]The hotel by the interstate has better rates, and it’s closer to your work. [35:52.86]Fine. [35:55.56]I’m packing your swimsuit. [35:58.36]There’s a pool there, and I know how swimming relaxes you. [36:01.56]When our kids ask where I am, what are you going to say? [36:05.76]Um... [36:07.16]I could tell them that you went to tennis camp. [36:10.56]That was a joke. [36:11.56]Yeah. I got it. [36:17.66]Ah. There. [36:18.36]Obviously, if you’ve forgotten anything, you can, um, come right back and get it. [36:23.96]Well, I’ll call you. [36:28.46]Rex Rex. [36:31.16]In college, when we first started dating, [36:33.56]people were so jealous of us. [36:35.96]We were the golden couple. [36:37.96]Everybody knew we were going to have this wonderful life. [36:40.86]Why is this happening? [36:46.86]Because you can’t even let me pack my own suitcase. [37:16.76]All right, see ya. Have fun. [37:19.46]Hey. [37:20.16]Where are you going? [37:20.96]Just a sec. [37:21.76]Mom? [37:22.76]Don’t worry. I’m not packing heat. [37:24.86]Hey, Brandi, would you scoot a little? [37:29.66]Just scoot. Thank you. [37:31.16]Hi. [37:32.16]What are you doing? [37:32.66]I’ll be quick. [37:33.66]Brandi, I’m sorry for the way I treated you. [37:36.36]It was uncalled for and childish, and it won’t happen again. [37:40.16]I have built up a lot of anger towards you, both of you, [37:43.46]and I realize now that I just can’t carry that around anymore, [37:46.36]so apology or no apology, [37:49.66]I’m moving on. [37:58.16]Mrs. Mayer? [37:59.76]Brandi Brandi. [38:01.26]Brandi, get in the car. [38:02.26]Mrs. Mayer. [38:03.56]Please, call me Susan. [38:07.96]I just wanted you to know [38:10.16]what happened between me and Karl, things got out of hand [38:13.46]because I thought your marriage was over. [38:16.26]Anyway, I just wanted you to know I’m sorry. I really am. [38:22.06]Thank you. [38:27.86]And though it came from an unexpected source, [38:30.96]Susan finally got the apology she’d always wanted. [38:40.16]Hey. Let me take those. [38:47.86]You’re wearing a really big hat. [38:49.76]Yes, I am. [38:52.06]Listen, the kids are watching a video, [38:53.96]which means that we’ve got only about 45 minutes until they actually find nemo, [38:59.16]so I suggest that we make the most of it. [39:02.96]By reliving your night out with the guys? [39:06.96]Lynette... Lynette... [39:09.06]I’m trying. [39:18.66]You look... ridiculous in that thing. [39:22.16]Sexy ridiculous? [39:25.56]Maybe. [39:28.46]I can live... [39:30.66]with maybe. [39:33.86]Oh. [39:41.66]You know, it’s going to take more than just this one night. [39:46.86]I know. [39:52.76]Ah. [39:55.36]Looks like we have an audience. [40:00.86]Let ’em look. [40:02.16]As long as they don’t try and cut in. [40:14.76]Dr. Goldfine. [40:16.16]Bree. We’re not scheduled now, are we? [40:19.16]I didn’t have time to make an appointment. [40:21.66]Rex moved out today. [40:23.96]Oh, I’m very sorry to hear that, [40:25.46]but unfortunately, I’m completely booked right now. [40:27.96]I don’t need much time. [40:28.76]It just seems that you have more insight into my situation [40:31.36]than I do, and I just think -- [40:32.46]Bree, we can’t talk now. [40:34.56]If you could just tell me what he told you, then I could fix the problem. [40:37.96]I can’t do that. It’s completely unethical. [40:40.36]Well, why can’t you -- [40:42.26]that’s my next appointment. [40:43.96]You really need to go. [40:45.06]Dr. Goldfine, please. [40:48.56]Hold on. I’ll go and talk to my client. [41:17.26]Bree searched for Rex’s audiotape hoping to find answers. [41:22.66]She found answers, all right, [41:25.36]but to entirely different questions. [41:28.36]I understand completely. [41:30.36]I’ll -- I’ll be out in just a minute. [41:37.96]Bree, I’m -- I’m sorry. He can’t wait, [41:40.46]but I can see you first thing in the morning -- 8:00. [41:44.26]8:00. [41:46.76]Sorry to interupt. [41:48.66]Bye. [41:58.46]Yes, I remember the world --every detail. [42:03.46]And what I remember most is how afraid I was. [42:07.86]What a waste. [42:09.96]You see, to live in fear is not to live at all. [42:15.66]I wish I could tell this to those I left behind, [42:19.36]but would it do any good? [42:22.36]Probably not. [42:25.66]I understand now -- [42:27.76]there will always be those who face their fears... [42:34.06]and there will always be those who run away.